My Life Doesn't Need Any Extra Drama...

So please stop showing the Kate Winslet American Express commercial, or I'm going to go nuts.

At 17 I was sent to prison for murder...
At 19 I was penniless and heartbroken...
I almost drowned at 20...
At 28 my memory was erased...
And at 29, I was in Neverland.

My life doesn't need any extra drama, that's why I use American Express.

Enough with it already. It's even worse that this irritating commercial exists when she's a two time Fiction Department award winner (Supporting Actress, 2001, Iris, and Actress, 2004, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind).

Please... please... never do a commercial again.