Movie Rantings and Ravings

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Oh My

The South Park Creators respond to the repeat of their Tom Cruise/Scientology episode getting pulled from Comedy Central because of pressure Tom Cruise put on Viacom (which owns Paramount, distributor of Mission Impossible 3 and Comedy Central).

Here is a good link.

The best:
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

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It actually requires you to know something about Scientology to get it completely, but that is completely hilarious.

Incidentally this behavior by Tom Cruise is over the line. Just because someone satirizes you, that doesn't mean that you should be a complete idiot and refuse to promote your blockbuster movie unless the parent company pulls the repeat on a cable network. I've had a boycott void as of late since I stopped boycotting Tom Hanks a while back. So now I announce it here first: I am officially boycotting that raving lunatic Tom Cruise. Enjoy making your bad movies, and releasing your Thetans without me as a viewer.

4 Comments:

Blogger RC said...

This is hillarious...

more scientology humor please!!!

(i'm not a huge south park fan but I love the episode "All About Mormons" I just think it's fantastic!)

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

12:57 PM

 
Blogger JW said...

Scientology humor is never a bad thing. (:

6:27 PM

 
Blogger 20Weblogs.com said...

i can't believe you stopped boycotting T.hanks, I mean No T.hanks!

-DJ Tom Hanks of the Bandboo! network

5:17 PM

 
Blogger JW said...

all good things must come to an end at some point

8:19 AM

 

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